Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Welcome to the Lazy, Eco Health Headquarters

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Welcome!

I am your ruler. Just kidding. Sort of. I am the ruler of this blog, though! This is your new guide to living a healthy and eco-friendly life, lazy edition. If you are lazy, can't really be bothered, prefer to lay on the couch and binge Netflix, dream of living a healthier and more eco life but, like, ugh it sounds like so much work, care about healthy stuff but also don't want to spend all your paychecks on chia seeds and $15 peanut butter, this blog is for you! Welcome, equal minded sloth spirit animals! 

My name is Christina and here's what you should know:
- My ideal day off includes never getting out of my pajamas/ugly sweatpants, re-watching Parks and Rec for the 400th time, drinking beer with a facial mask on, and never answering my phone or emails.
- I am ALL about a bargain and paying as little as possible for awesome, quality stuff (usually healthy or eco-friendly stuff). 
- I will always find the easiest and fastest way to do something so I can go back to doing nothing on the couch
- I love adventures and road trips just as much as I love complaining about having to leave the house on a Friday night
- I am obnoxiously sarcastic with just the right amount of cynicism, but I also love yoga and meditation so I'm really not sure who I am most days.

This blog will offer you:
- Stupid easy tips for living a healthier life
- Stupid easy tips for living a more eco-friendly life
- How to spend the least amount of money for great stuff
- Fun ways to transform your life and be happier - tricks that will work for even the most lazy and cynical of humans (I test drive all of these on myself, #qualityassurance)
- Occasional rant
- Occasional debunking of ridiculous instagram-only health trends that are so not worth your time or $$$
-Whatever the hell else I want because I am the ruler of this blog

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Welcome to the Lazy, Eco Health Headquarters

Welcome! I am your ruler. Just kidding. Sort of. I am  the ruler of this blog, though! This is your new guide to living a healthy a...